Boy: Mom, can I stay home from school? My stomach hurts and I feel a little woozy. Mom: Oh sure sweetheart, go back to bed. I’ll get you some water. Girl: Mom, can I stay home from school? My stomach is killing me, I can barely move and I think I’m going to throw up. Mom: Are you on your period? Girl: Yes Mom: You’re fine. Go to school.
bombliate: how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it
Mark Sheppard - The Man Who Made it Into Nearly...
atleastimnotbrentspiner: millyzoreen: winny-chester-the-pooh: Badger in Firefly Canton Delaware in Doctor Who Arnon in Charmed Crowley in SupernaturalBenedict Valare in Warehouse 13 And Graham Tanaka in Dollhouse WHY IS THIS MAN NOT KING OF TUMBLR???? Don’t forget Romo Lampkin in Battlestar Galactica! are we not going to talk about star trek
Reblog if you wont let the Merlin fandom die out!
hesmyfriend: sherlock-torwho: almaszahraghori: merthurian-sexcapades: Not even a part of the Merlin fandom (yet), and I’ll never let it die. Merlin fandom die out?
ohshiitakemushrooms: Can Robert Downey Jr. and Johnny Depp star in a live action The Road to El Dorado together?
wizardsandhijack: hospitalf0rsouls: Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God… did Mary have a little lamb? you broke the world
Whovians, I just found out that this year we can...
sparrowholmes: superwholockier: onna4: hislostshadow: onna4: hislostshadow: DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS IT MEANS THE 50TH ANNIVERSARY WILL BE ON THE SAME DAY OF THE WEEK THE SHOW FIRST STARTED FUCKING SHIT TIMELORDS
Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
aaaaa42: karma-guardian: stargleek: hidebehindthemusic: vhanstiel: Watched Tangled with my family and this brief scene showed up. No one understood why I laughed. I DON’T GET IT I’M NOT EVEN IN THE FUCKING FANDOM AND I UNDERSTOOD THIS oh my god what am i missin g here
THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: DO NOT GO...
[singing in shower] [simon cowell appears] “its a no from me”
zephyrl: anusking: those kids who make fake female orgasm noises in the middle of class thinking it’s the most hilarious thing on earth it’s the closest they’ll get to hearing an actual orgasm
forgotten-victories: nordicunicorn: candyp0p: uncomfortablechair: vicsagod: exceldamage: fullmetal-dipshit: the-nicest-asshole: UK grading system 75-100 A+ 70-74 A 64-69 A- 60-63 B+ 55-59 B 50-54 B- 46-49 C+ 43-45 C 38-42 C- 35-37 D 0-34 Time to move to the UK Dude I would kill for that grading scale wait, so what is it in america then? 100 A+ 95 A 90 A- ...
jebiwonkenobi: When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
julietrosedoctor: man-in-the-moonmoon: zackisontumblr: friends with overprotective parents friends with parents who dont give a shit about them and so they feel worthless (even though are beautiful in every way) friends whose parents put them under so much pressure and make them feel like a burden to the family and call them stupid and a disgrace to society if they are not perfect in...
car0line127: kittencas: jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaackson: bellatirx: batmansbutt: percybeth: i was going to the bathroom when i’ve been staring at this for like five minutes and i can’t figure out if that’s a toilet or some kind of sink with a lid it looks like a speedboat it’s an ass sink so no one is going to talk about the cat in the ass sink or what OH SHIT THERE IS A CAT IN...